Apparently I'm random

According to my fiancee, I'm very random. I can't quite work out why she thinks this. yeah right! - This is what I typed to her as soon as she had told me...

"squids aren't purple when they are coloured with moon dust - random enough for you?"

"The animals are attacking - verily I say they are killing the sweet soft sound of the brightness of the dark place."

!!!I like being random!!!